I know it, you know it, the entire internet at large knows it, having reposted about it ad nauseum for over fifteen years, long past the point it stopped being funny or original. Have this slightly more wholesome one instead.īut we all know this. I’m not posting the scene just for the clicks. Mercilessly, the exact moment of lip-locking is hidden from us by a flash of light, but the ick factor remains much the same. Over trots the very human Elise who kneels down, closes her eyes, and in a moment that would forever alter the course of human history, puckers up for Sonic. So, you’d expect Amy Rose to step up, no? Sonic’s ever-present stalker and self-proclaimed love interest? Ha! Wrong. All that’s needed now is an act of true love. Sonic’s on the brink of death, and his friends have gathered the Chaos Emeralds in a last ditch effort to save him. It’s easy to see why 2006‘s plot didn’t especially resonate with people.Īnyway. Man, even typing that out feels convoluted. This is a problem, because crying is precisely what unleashes Iblis, as (dun, dun, dun!) he had been sealed inside her all this time. You see, all that has transpired throughout the story has been according to Mephiles’ design, whose final masterstroke was to run Sonic through with a comical laser sword – causing Princess Elise, the hedgehog’s companion and unfortunate beau, to cry. The town of Soleanna has been razed to the ground and warped into a temporal void by Solaris, the unholy fusion of game villains Mephiles and Iblis, who make up Solaris’ brains and brawn respectively. Spoilers, I guess, for a game nearly two decades old (the equivalent to this at the time 06 came out would be claiming ‘Mario saves Peach in the original Super Mario Bros.’ is a spoiler): the universe hangs in the balance. One such deceased equine is the infamous finale to Sonic the Hedgehog 2006. That is, if there’s anything left of its ashen remains. Every so often, a dead horse is beaten so much online that the only conceivable way it could be beaten any further would be to tunnel to the earth’s core so as to exhume the corpse.
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